got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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