Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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