Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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