69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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