I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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