I don't think brook has ever known best
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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