i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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