after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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