I think scott just propositioned me for sex
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
this just has baby written all over it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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