Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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