sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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