Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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