have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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