Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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