So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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