doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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