I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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