you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
