But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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