I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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