O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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