i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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