No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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