this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Dicks are not precious.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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