If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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