just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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