Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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