Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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