Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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