Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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