Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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