So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you will always have a special place in my vag
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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