If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So much rum. So many feels.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Terrible idea I love it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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