I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
