Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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