My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
