Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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