He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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