I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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