Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The ass gains better be worth it
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