Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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