It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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