Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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