Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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