hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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