this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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