Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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