Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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