god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He literally asked permission to hit on me
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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