he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Randomize
