How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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