THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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