Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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